nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

flowerinaflame:

neutralangel:

dvphn1:

black–twitter:

wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

capnperaltiago:

PINEAPPLE SLUT

protectwoc:

shmoobeardraws:

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

this is so fucking funny

terusmob:

misandry and reverse racism are not real because men and white people are already in a position of power and any type of hatred towards them isn’t meant to demean them and is a form of protest from the people they oppress

toomcflyforawhiteguy:

Bruce Willis having fake blood applied to his feet for “Die Hard.”

shrooma:

belze redraw!! added a version w/o glasses too >:)

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